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Coachella Baseball Teams

The famous Coachella Music Festival is underway in California this weekend with headliners The Stone Roses, Phoenix and The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

There are several highly creative band names in the lineup, but what if these bands were actual baseball teams?

Divine Fits
To rival the Los Angeles Angels, the Divine Fits adds a competitive punch while maintaining their saint-like appeal for families and young children. Arguing with bad calls has never been more courteous.

Dropkick Murphys
Owned by Dale Murphy, the Dropkick Murphys mix the best of wrestling and baseball worlds together. The team is famous for their outstanding outfield’s signature mid-air catches and epic player introductions.

The 2 Bears
What’s scarier than facing one bear? The 2 Bears. Enough said.

Metric
How much does Canada miss having two teams in the MLB? This team fills that hole while educating Americans about the metric system with their stats, much to Cave Dweller April Whitzman’s pleasure.