First Pitch Fail: Florida State vs. Stetson

Not to be outdone by a squirrel interrupting the Kansas-Wichita St. college baseball game last week, Stetson and Florida St. made waves this week with a viral video of their own.

Check out this first pitch that rivals some of the best (and by that I mean worst) first pitches of all-time.

Mariah Carey, Carl Lewis…and now this guy.

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