Manny Birthday Dreadlocks

Manny Ramirez's Taiwanese team wore Manny dreads for his 41st birthday. #MLBFC twitter.com/MLBFanCave/sta…

— MLB Fan Cave (@MLBFanCave) May 31, 2013

There's the whole Manny being Manny in Taiwan thing, but this takes it to a whole new level. What do you call this? The EDA Rhinos being the EDA Rhinos? Just incredible. To celebrate Manny's 41st birthday, his team, the EDA Rhinos, all sported some dreadlocks.

The announcers had an absolute blast with them. In all honesty, these are probably the most realistic fake dreads I've ever seen. It's hilarious. I don't want these fake dreads. I need these fake dreads and I need them yesterday. In fact, all of the Dwellers need them. Could you imagine us sitting here in the Cave in one of the busiest areas of Manhattan and all of us have dreads down our backs? We would look ridiculous in the best way possible. I'm rambling. Manny and teammates, keep doing what you're doing. You're killing it.