Paul Konerko's Birthday Cake

Paulie's birthday cake, courtesy of @gordonbeckham: pic.twitter.com/eLaQsAXkRE

— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) March 5, 2014

What’s a birthday without a cake? Today is White Sox slugger Paul Konerko’s 38th birthday, and his teammate Gordon Beckham handled food duties. The cake reads,

“One more year…then…he gone! Senior citizens, although slow & dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose!”

While we’re talking dessert, check out some more awesome baseball cakes.