Tim Byrdak Offers Himself Up for Sale
— Tim Byrdak (@Givemethelefty) February 18, 2014Free agent reliever Tim Byrdak is no stranger to stunts, like the time he brought a live chicken named Little Jerry Seinfeld into the Mets' clubhouse in 2012.
Now, Byrdak has put out a classified ad on Twitter, promoting himself as a "late model LHR, high mileage but very serviceable." So if anyone's in the market for a 40-year-old reliever with a great warranty, give Tim a call.
In the meantime, he'll be practicing his sledding skills.
Offers have been slow so I thought I'd practice for 2018. I should have followed IKEAs directions on the sled ! pic.twitter.com/7o1LwkLdaf
— Tim Byrdak (@Givemethelefty) February 18, 2014