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Two Eyeballs Eat It In On-Field Race

Honestly, you won’t see two eyeballs fall harder than they do in this race. I don’t think I’ve used the term “eat it” since junior high school, but these two eyeballs eat it hard. Kind of sucks to be the half deflated eyeball here. At least the other one gets some kind of air cushion on the fall. Also, I’ve never wanted to run inside of an eyeball more than I do right now. I have a feeling I’d dominate.