Yasiel Puig and Lebron James

Being a big leaguer seems pretty sweet. You play baseball nearly every day. Travel the country. Stay in five star hotels. Go to the MLB Fan Cave and hang out with the Dwellers. Meet international superstars like Lebron James. Sounds like a good job.

You have to wonder what they talked about. “Hey, Lebron, you’re one of the best to ever play your sport.” “Thanks, Puig, you’re an international sensation who has taken your sport by storm.” If I were there they’d say to me, “Hey, Dan, you’re the most un-athletic athletic-looking person we’ve ever seen.”