Brian Wilson is back in baseball and he and his beard made his first appearance at Rancho Cucamonga yesterday. I mean look at that beard. It’s outrageous. I feel like I want to slow clap when I see it. I gotta wonder what it’s like to maintain that, because honestly, it looks impeccable. Do you think he does it? Or does he have a beard guy/girl to take care of it? To make it look so majestic? Who knows. All I know is that the hair-tie on the end is icing on the proverbial cake.