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Dad's World Series Ring

By Danny Farris, @ohshootitsdan

What’s the old saying? A picture is worth a thousand words? Well, that certainly applies here. I won’t do it because that would be boring for everybody. I’ll keep it short. I’ve got your back.

Let me start by saying that this is one of the most adorable and unbelievable pictures I think I have ever seen. Obviously, the first thing that sticks out is that enormous ring. Just incredible. However, the more you look at the picture, more and more adorable things pop out at you. First, look at those wrist rolls! So chubby and fluffy, I just want to squeeze them. And the fingernails! The diamonds on the ring are literally the same size as the tiny adorable fingernails. Do you think Braylyn could lift her hand up with that massive ring on? No chance, right? If I had a ring that spanned across a couple knuckles, I wouldn’t be able to. I’m 85% sure Braylyn could wear this ring as a tiara. Princess Braylyn.

The only criticism I have of this picture is that it’s just a reminder that the Giants are dominating baseball right now. World Champions two out of the last three years? Oh, and the Angels have missed the Postseason the last three years? It’s painful and it needs to end! Take back the West!

Also, yes, as I write this blog, I’m talking in the voice that I talk to babies in.