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The One Man Thrill Ride

I never use the term “laugh out loud funny,” but this is laugh out loud funny. Like, I’d be shocked to learn the Fitchburg State Alumni lost this game. Not with The One Man Thrill Ride on their team. No way, no how. Especially if the current ace was throwing 88 MPH fastball, flat and PUSS. Get out of my face with that. So jacked up right now.

I never use the term “laugh out loud funny,” but this is laugh out loud funny. Like, I’d be shocked to learn the Fitchburg State Alumni lost this game. Not with The One Man Thrill Ride on their team. No way, no how. Especially if the current ace was throwing 88 MPH fastball, flat and PUSS. Get out of my face with that. So jacked up right now.