That's just what happened in Cincinnati on Tuesday night, when a dad with his kid strapped to his chest, bottle in hand, reached up a row with his other hand and came away with a Luis Campusano foul ball, all while taking care of his baby's most basic need.
The dad and everyone around him were understandably thrilled and impressed -- Campusano is the Padres' No. 3 prospect, after all. That is, everyone but the baby, who had no reaction at all, not even a thank you. Maybe there's just no time for that when you're the world's busiest baby. Maybe the baby already has a few other foul balls at home. Or maybe dinner was just too good to ignore.